Glug, Glug, Glug: Mets Ship Sinking, Rangers, Yanks Predators Chugging

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MARLBORO, NY – It was on this date in 1915 that a German submarine sank the Lusitania and thrust the U.S. of A. into World War I. Present day sports has me reporting in a similarly negative manner on the New York Mets, New York Yankees and the NHL Playoffs.

Abandon ship! Friday night’s comeback win over the Miami Marlins notwithstanding, I get a sinking feeling that Los Mets will sink fast in the NL East these coming weeks. There is no Noah Syndergaard for a good few months. This presents a major problem for the team since the starting pitchers don’t make it through the first three or four innings lately. Moreover, there is tremendous pressure on the likes of Fernando Salas, Hansel Robles and other mediocre middle relievers who just don’t seem all that effective to me.

Hamstring troubles have the big bopper in the lineup on the DL and you just never know with these type of injuries–they usually tend to linger. So without Yoenis Cespedes, that leaves a tremendous hole in the boat for a batting order adorned with two regular players, Jose Reyes and Curtis Granderson, hitting below sea level and the Mendoza line. The resurgent Travis d’Arnaud is the latest to hit the disabled list as well. The Mets will sink or swim with what they’ve got on the roster and provided GM Sandy Alderson can’t improve it, they’re done.  Don’t try to cheer me up on this one since the Washington Nationals are already six and a half games better in the division.

I almost don’t want to admit this but I’m lacking a hatred for the Yankees like in years past. It probably has more to do with them not winning the World Series every year as opposed to how they’re going about their business these days. Management’s plan in the Bronx is to sink or swim with a youth movement proving to be exciting if not entertaining. Once a staple of the Bombers, there are no high-priced or highly coveted free agents on the roster. This Aaron Judge kid can really sink his bat into a baseball and has me thinking; is he more Kevin Maas than Babe Ruth? No worries, there’s plenty of time for me to hate the Yankees once again as giddy Pinstripe fans will inundate sports radio airwaves come the post season which the team is on course.

The Nashville Predators enjoy throwing the body and block shots so we know they have balls.  What this squad also has is a big Pekka… Rinne, that is.  He’s the big-bodied goaltender that continues to stop just about everything and the kitchen sink, as the Predators look like the real deal around him…  Meanwhile, the Washington Capitals have sunk to new lows for a President’s Trophy-winning team, as their opening round seven game series has been followed up with a stinker of an effort against the depleted Pittsburgh Penguins… The Ottawa Senators are sinking as well, while the S.S. New York Rangers look as sturdy as any team left in these NHL Playoffs.

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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.
  • benwhit

    You really need to hold off until the Rangers finish playing. You’re jinxing them. It was a day game for F’s sake.

    This Yankee team is pretty likable.

    • Junoir Blaber

      I thought the Glug, Glug, Glug was Cheesing day drinking again. The Rangers again didn’t put this team away when they had the chance. This is crazy.

      The Mets will get healthy late and make a run, we all hope.

      • Cheesybruin

        I was day drinking again, Junoir. I wrote the column before the Rangers game to attend a Seis De Mayo gathering. Damn, I’m no good at forecasting these Rangers games.

      • The Mets have just won three consecutive series with smoke and mirrors. Everybody put their bongs down now.

    • Cheesybruin

      Ben, the Rangers are clearly the better team. I just don’t know how the hell the Sens are doing it. I’m confident in the Blueshirts winning the next two to take the series.

      • benwhit

        They’re doing it bc AV insists on putting his worst D in the game in crunch time. I agree the Rangers are better but it only takes one more f up.

  • Cam_James

    Preds will lose today and get rocked in game 7 in STL. There is no room in the WCFinals for a franchise that hands out the rules of hockey to its fans and copies all traditions from other franchises.

    Hell….they don’t have the decency to bring in former players for pregame. They brought in Brandt snedeker?

    Rangers and caps are proving that choking can provide erotic pleasure….

    • Cheesybruin

      Wow, sounds like you’ve got a deep hatred for the Preds, Cam. Cut the organization some slack since they’re a relatively young franchise. Still not sure how Lundqvist can look so dominant for two games and then gives up a few softies.

      • Yes Cam, be more like Cheesy Bruin, a fan that changes his allegiances faster than a millennial can tweet and emoticon.?

        • Cheesybruin

          Black and Gold ’til I’m dead and cold!

  • jgclancy

    Harder to hate the Yankers with A-Roid gone now as well…but until the Steinbrenners are gone I’ll hate them

    • Cheesybruin

      You okay? I’ve grown accustomed to a Go A’s closing comment.

      • jgclancy

        Go A’s! Bricka bracka firecracka siss boom bah Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny rah rah rah

  • Nothing about Matt Harvey? 3 game suspension either because he took a flight to the game in Ottawa without telling anyone or he put a dildo in someone’s Locker as a joke.

    • Cheesybruin

      Harvey is a bum no matter what. A .500 pitcher who’s a legend in his own mind.

    • benwhit

      I hope whoever is writing on Monday doesn’t steal all my dildo jokes.

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