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Francisco Lindor To Have Tommy John, Cookie Carrasco Crumbles With Cracked Clavicle

January 8, 2021 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – Us fans of the NY Mets are remarkably adept at compartmentalizing pain… as in mental anguish. It is an essential evolutionary […]

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“Round Mound of Profound” Charles Barkley. Naked Rollerblading Panda? Mets Not Walking Walk?

December 19, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Finally, a real December day in New York City. As you can see in the shot from inside MTM HQ, the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Making a Meal Out of Adam Gase, Fred Stanley, Mike Tyson and Hold the Skins

November 25, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It’s a great holiday, but it sure as hell has changed for me over the years. In the early […]

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Addition by Subtraction: Robinson Cano, Knicks, Mets, Thursday Night Football

November 20, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Following Junoir Blaber’s Happy Monday shtick, Happy Friday to you all… So, it’s been revealed that Robinson Cano’s second half surge last […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: New Ideas for New Mets Owner Steve Cohen

November 4, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I’m putting this post to bed well before ballots are finished being counted, I watch Die Hard, and then put myself to […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Surreal Subway Series, St Louis Perfectos, Cleveland Spiders, Dom Smith for President

August 29, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Pigs are flying. Snowballs are now the official ball of choice in Hell. Dom Smith is a national treasure. The St. […]

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Replacement Matt: Notes for New Mets Owner Steve Cohen and Bobby Bonilla

December 6, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Yes kids, Santa has come early this year and granted all the good little Mets boys and girls wishes… The Wilpons […]

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