Author Archive for Matt McCarthy

Matt McCarthy, is the MTM founder and consequently wears many hats: Director, Editor, Writer, Web guy and Podcaster... Also known as Short Matt, he's also a two-bit actor, voice-over pro, rugby, baseball and ice hockey player and likes hazelnut coffee with rice milk, while strolling in the sand, listening to foreign films... Matt also moonlights on MTM spin-off, RugbyWrapUp.com, often wearing a wig and glasses while butchering a Kiwi accent.

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NFL Trades, Clayton Kershaw to Boston, Snake Plissken

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FLU CENTRAL – As things go bat-sh!t crazy across the globe and NYC more resembles Snake Plissken’s version than Frank Sinatra’s in New York, New York, yours truly types this worried about the MTM Family. Today’s scheduled starter, Different Matt, is MIA. He also lives somewhere north of Bronxville, so he may be “on containment.” […]

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Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets

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NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. CORONA [QUEENS], NY – The planets are all aligning, Ladies and Germs. (Too soon for Coronavirus jokes?) Further, via Scientific Method we are able to predict/hypothesize with 93.6% accuracy the […]

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Tony Romo, Sanders-Gate, Garth Brooks, George Plimpton

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Sitting in a surprisingly nice Residence Inn suite in Redondo Beach shouldn’t have one thinking/blathering about Detroit. But yours truly is, which could signal it’s time for a shrink or… that’s just how we roll here on MeetTheMatts.com – we think outside your box. [Ahem]. Segue to today’s headliners: Tony Romo, […]

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Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets

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PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. Two empty bottles of red wine are on the nightstand. We all know what day it is… it’s Spring Training Saturday! Whoooeeee! But wait. There is an uncharacteristic gloom, a […]

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More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s windy and cold out there on the blustery streets of the New York City. But we’re blowing hot here with today’s topics: More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DEPARTMENT: Gosh by golly, it certainly seems that Alex Cora wasn’t the only crook […]

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Super Bowl Monday: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi

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KANSAS CITY, MO – While we wait for an excuse-ridden Junoir Blaber to cobble together another tardy Monday Morning QB piece, we’ve got some bits to keep you from forgetting us this Super Bowl Monday, as you fight back the vomit: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi POTUS v KANSAS: This is no knock on […]

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Great Gatsby! Wuhan At The Bat & Super Bowl Saturday

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NEW YORK, NY – Another great week in Mattville is in the books, thanks to our stellar rotation of pundits. Be sure to check them out; there are some timeless jewels in there. Speaking of timeless jewels, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said in The Great Gatsby, “and so we beat on, boats against the current, […]

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Two For Tuesday: Sports Stars Wearing #2. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, Jeter.

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NEW YORK, NY – With Derek Jeter back in the news for his Hall of Fame vote and Ben Whitney worshiping the Porcelain Gods with a vicious influenza of some sort, we’re at option #2 today for your sports Tuesday. But when life gives you snow, you throw snowballs at buses, right? With that, here […]

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Cha-Ching For Titans Tannehill, NFL Playoffs, FREE NFL Picks

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s cold outside in much of the USA, including 3 of the 4 cities with teams remaining in the NFL Playoffs. Our plan is to sit on the couch and drink some great craft beer, dip some chips in some salsa and Tweet annoying tweets to Brodie Van Wagenen, the GM […]

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Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB

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HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this very popular nightclub, Eternally Damned, is rife with the Amazins’ colors, largely for things these doomed denizens did after their failed Flushing purgatory. Case in point, Carlos Iván Beltrán – […]

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