The New York Yankees Add Alex Verdugo and Juan Soto!
SPANISH HARLEM – On Tuesday night, the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox made news on a trade that saw Alex Verdugo going to […]
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You’re Fired! No Hired! Trump, Steve Cohen Axes Mets Execs, Red Sox Get Dirty, Justin Turner
CLAYTON COUNTY, GA – While Donald Trump still dodges the axe here in what is now the World’s Most Important County, one administration wasn’t so […]
Replacement Matt: Beltran Out. Cora Ejected. Here Are Replacements
FLUSHING, TOILET – Well lookie here, the New York Metropolitans have succumbed to pressure and agreed to [Almost] Manager Carlos Beltran stepping down in the […]
The Teams Affected By Houston Astros Cheating Scandal
“So, when Boston beat Houston that year in the playoffs, did they decide not to cheat on each other?” -Buddy Diaz SPANISH HARLEM – Cam […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE… BUT EVEN THEN YOU STILL END UP PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND – We’re reporting this week from the thrift capital of the world, as well as Hamish MacDougal’s home sod, Scotland. If anyone knows […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEFRUIT VINE
Florida – beware of Cougars on the prowl… Or on a cruise. by Angry Ward WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Hey, when The Matts call […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]