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Yankees News, Shohei Ohtani Rejects NYC, Aaron Boone Finally Meets Press

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SPANISH HARLEM – Aaron Boone was finally introduced as the new manager of the New York Yankees. It’s still weird seeing someone other then Joe Girardi as Yankees manager, but I have been here before when the Bombers moved on from Joe Torre. We’ll talk about that and I will also bash Shohei Ohtani for […]

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Opening Day Glee: Our Team Is Amazin’

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NEW YORK, NY – Recently, we were with a fellow baseball addict, or more specifically, a fellow New York Mets addict – who just happens to share our last name. Anyway, he introduced us to yet another member of the Blue & Orange Brigade as “… the pessimistic kind of fan; the one that thinks […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Peyton Retires, Sharapova Dopes, Peeping Pays

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BRONX, NY – In a bad mood. Hurtin’. Hungry. Running low on grog. Good time to write. Let’s get to it. Peyton Manning Retires. Good riddance. Get on with hawking horrible pizza, waiting for sexual misconduct and doping allegations to subside, and micromanaging your son’s football career the way your Dad did. But, for the […]

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Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?

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INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was an innocent morbidly obese young fella, and Bad Comedian Eli Manning was a toddler watching his Daddy’s highlights on their shiny new VCR. The New York Mets were a dominant […]

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New York Mets Pitching Staff, Japanese Drop Ball/Stadium, Soccer (?!) News

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EL BARIO, EL BRONX – Its feels good to be home. Back in the bronx with our poor version of Chicken Wings, great pizza and neighbors playing music so loud you can’t hear yourself think. Home sweet home if there was a truer meaning of that saying, this would be it. To celebrate, I will […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s MLB Mascot Controversy Special

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WASHINGTON, DC – As Daniel Snyder fights to keep the Redskins nickname and logo, it now seems as though the Cleveland Indians are about to do battle over their logo/mascot, Chief Wahoo. The Atlanta Braves organization opted for political correctness when retiring their own Chief Knockahoma’s patrol around an outfield tepee a few decades ago. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Breaking Bad Chad Curtis, Choking in Atlanta, Univer$ity of (your name here)

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New York, NY – While everyone and their granny is all abuzz about the always-scintillating NBA preseason and how there could be up to three teams that can possibly win it all, there are indeed other things going on in the world of sports. For starters, there’s all kinds of baseball and football to discuss, as […]

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MLB Playoffs, Harvey Wallbanger, NHL Puck Faces, Kiko Alonso, Alabama Suspends Ha Ha

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“Love each other as Jesus loved the church.” -not Yim (JG Clancy’s religion) EL BARIO, BRONX – Welcome to another Saturday sermon with yours truly. Like my boy J.C., who believed it was best to hang with sinners in order to show them the light, I have with this crew to show enlighten… Well, to […]

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Instant Replay Nation and Hero & Villain of the Week

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Cooperstown, New York – MLB Commissioner Bud Selig confirmed on Thursday that the MLB Instant Reply program will be expanding in 2014.  Atlanta Braves President John Schuerholz, a member of the replay committee, estimates that 89% of incorrect calls in the past will be reviewable. Touching upon an earlier Preacher’s Row article on May 18th, […]

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Braves secret behind 13-game win streak, Hero & Villain of the Week

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Atlanta, GA – Fans at Turner Field stadium are abuzz with more than just lite beer today.  It’s the start of a 3-game home stand against the – bottom of the barrel – Florida Marlins.  The Bravos are taking a 13-game win streak and (70-45 record) into tonight’s game and a staggering 15.5 game lead over […]

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