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Big Ben Tuesday: Deshaun Watson Next Michael Jordan?! Plus, More Browns’ Poop

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WHITE PLAINS, NY  – NFL Week 8 is in the books and I’m having trouble figuring out the real contenders. You can’t expect me to believe the Eagles are the best team in the NFC? It was interesting week, but I’m not sure how much we learned. Maybe a few things. Deshaun Watson is Legit […]

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Rebuilding Year Championship Curse, Jets Worst Nightmare, USA Soccer Void

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – Welcome to Jolly Junoir Wednesday. This will be one-time-only event. I am pinch hitting for Angry Ward, who is busy in Vegas cheering on his second team, the Las Vegas Golden Knights, on those long Las Vegas nights. MORE ON WARD: he’s taking the “…stays in Vegas” thing a step […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: New York Yankees, NFC East, Nike NBA Jerseys

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WILKES-BARRE, PA – Zay Jones’ fourth-down drop is still running back in my head. For as awful as the Buffalo Bills’ offense looked for three quarters on Sunday, they put themselves in position to win. A masterful drive by Tyrod Taylor got the Bills on the fringe of the red zone. A fourth-and-10 for the […]

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Grinding Ax: NFL Season Begins, Odell Coming Out, Eli vs Dak, US Soccer Sucks

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FREEHOLD, NJ –  While most of Management and the MTM Staff are preparing for the remnants of Hurricane Irma, yours truly will rant about anything in the world of sports. One of my targets this week is the NFL and it’s  selective indictments on whomever it chooses. Unlike real life, Roger Goodell is empowered to do whatever his whimsical little mind […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: How to Fix the Cleveland Browns, Whitney on Whitney

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KICKAPOO, KS –  I was thinking of exploring the rumor that Vladimir Putin hacked into St. Louis Blues’ GM Doug Armstrong’s email to trade Kevin Shattenkirk to the Capitals . Vlad is dying to see Russian winger Alex Ovechkin win a Cup. #Sad. But I need a challenge, so I decided to single-highhandedly fix the Cleveland Browns. […]

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Snow-Jobs and Sports Fill-Ins: Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, Lou Gehrig, Jeury’s Familia, Dak Prescott

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NEW YORK, NY – Okay, so Lonnie Quinn & his cronies got it right – we got some snow. But once again, we were led to believe we were going to die by story-inventing icarnations of Ron Burgundy reading weather reports. While we think Quinn actually does work – as his rolled-up sleeves (aka Jim […]

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Sports Hangover: Dallas Cowboys, NFL Season, Boston Bruins and Hall of Shame

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MARLBORO, NY – Queue the Diana Ross song “Love Hangover.” A few recent happenings in the world of sport, has me feeling as though I need an Alka-Seltzer or some Zoloft – or something to change my mood. There are four subjects in particular: the Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Boston Bruins, and Cooperstown Voting. Dallas Cowboys: It seems […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Cheerleaders, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– One thing I know about myself: for as long as I can remember, losing at anything never sits well. This rule also applies to my favorite teams, the Boston Bruins and Dallas Cowboys. Especially when they were on the short end of games against the hated Montreal Canadians and New York Giants, respectively. […]

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Grinding Ax: They Might Be Giants vs Cowboys

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ-  Eli Manning’s New York Giants are playing for a chance to sneak another Super Bowl ring on their mitts.  This season lends great opportunity for Gump & Company.  The league is void of an overwhelming powerhouse squad as evidenced by looking at the records across the divisions. Wait a minute! What about the Dallas Cowboys, who […]

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NFL Recap: Giants Unimpressive Win, Fitzy over Frankenstein, Crazy Keanu Finish in Baltimore

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STAMFORD, CT -I know the Knicks are threatening relevancy for the first time in a while and I know the Rangers are playing fast but not too loose – Sunday’s game notwithstanding – and are looking like a contender. But I’m in Giants/NFL mode, so let’s do it. Giants: An unimpressive win, letting the Browns hang around too […]

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