Tag: Dustin Johnson

NY Mets Mickey Mouse Management Plops Poop on Terry Collins, Fans

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FLUSHING, NY – The part of Queens that the team calls home says it all. Flushing. And the terlet (as the locals say) tank can’t fill up fast enough to flush the piling poop plopped down our collective stoop. The NY Mets have done it again. They gone and made what would have been a […]

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Sports Sinners: Dustin Johnson, Josh Gordon, Stephen Drew and the NFL

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NEWPORT, RI – For audience members who didn’t notice, I committed a transgression last week of the Eleventh Commandment – or the first one on the oft-forgotten third tablet –  “Thou shall not miss a post.” It doesn’t matter that I was severely dehydrated from sinning and only bothers me that original sin had nothing […]

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Thin Air, Clyde Frazier, Tiger & Lindsay Vonn

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DENVER, CO – I am so high right now it’s ridiculous.  In fact I am mile high.  That’s right.  Yours truly is in Denver, Colorado this week.  Denver doesn’t make any sense to me.  Out here the snow melt magically turns into something even more tasteless than water; Coors Light. Evidently, in addition to that […]

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