Tag: Hank Steinbrenner
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yankees Smell
BRONX, NY – I was riding the electric sewer (the subway, for those of you who don’t live in NYC) last Friday night, a bit bleary-eyed from too much spaghett and grape when I looked up to see an advertisement so horrifying that I almost vomited on the homeless gentleman who was vomiting on me. [...]
Hideki I-Rob-You
New York Yankee Team Headquarters- Hideki Irabu was found dead of mysterious causes the other day. Some are calling it a suicide, but The Public Professor’s here to sort it all out for you. George Steinbrenner once infamously dubbed Japanese import Irabu ”The Fat Toad.” But Yankee fans had already started calling him “Hideki I-Rob-You,” which was a much [...]
TO BE A YANKEE, EVERYONE'S FANTASY???
-by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis (Yankee Fan) The Matts [added things] for the non-Yankee fans. TAMPA, FL – As they celebrate their 27th championship, the New York Yankees continue to add smiles to everyone around them. [Those same people can't wait to see Did You Hear About The Morgans]. A week after beating the Phillies, Yankees [...]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"
by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May edition of Playboy, Jimmy “Prognosticator” Rollins responded with the following when asked to give his prediction for the 2009 World Series: “The Fall Classic? I see our boys vs. the [...]
THE GREATEST GAME EVER
THE BRONX, NY – Despite the winter wonderland that has befallen most of the Eastern United States, we are on the cusp of baseball season. Call us crazy but as speculation swirls in the snow squalls re Manny, Johan, A-Rod and the solvency of our ballfields’ banks, we want to take you to back to [...]
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