COOKIE’s CORNER: CELEB TIDBITS YOU SHOULD KNOW
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Apologies to all – I’ve been so wrapped up in sports through the summer that I’ve neglected my duties as Girl Friday […]
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GROTE'S GRIPES: PICK YOUR FIGHT
Las Vegas, NV – Desperate for ratings, or more likely to lessen Short Matt’s workload, I have been persuaded to take over MeetTheMatts Tuesday column. […]
COOKIE'S COR(O)NER: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
THE DEAD ZONE, CT – It’s a wonder how when things go dead, they tend to piss you off. Case and point? This past weekend […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: PUT OUT THE WELCOME MATT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – I must say this site is better than ever. Lots of great characters and very clever writers. In order for The Matts […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GET READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP
Joba Chamberlain’s Mom Busted For Drugs –TMZ.com HOLLYWOOD, CA – A message to all you sports superstars out there, in case you haven’t heard, the […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 HALFTIME SHOW SUGGESTIONS
You’re going down Fox. At least that’s what we’re hoping. See #34. NEW YORK, NY – Seeing as how the Super Bowl halftime show sparked […]
WE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH TIGER… YET
NO HOLES BARRED, FL – It’s no secret that we’re shameless publicity whores trying to make a tooney or two with this whole Matts thing. […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN
NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]
LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY
By Rex O’Rourke Williamsport, Pa. First of all, Plaxico, ah Plaxico; don’t you wish you pulled a gun in L.A.? Just ask O.J. Simpson, Robert […]
ROUNDING THIRD WITH REX
by Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, NY – Just a few random thoughts with the season rounding third and heading for home: I heard some TV […]