ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]
Month: January 2009
SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY
MTMÂ TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]
HAPPY MLK DAY
DATELINE BERKELY -Â In an ever yearning state to bring you news from all the West Coast, your weary reporter with the geographically encompassing name […]
THE COMEDIAN'S LAMENT
Washington, D.C. – I have some quotations I’d like to share with you this week. See if you can guess who provided them. “We shouldn’t […]
RUGBY, BUSH, BASEBALL & QUEBEC'S WAR DECLARATION
MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA – Phew. What a week! The past seven days made Planes, Trains & Automobiles look like an afternoon nap. We had aviation’s greatest event […]
MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON: TRUE HEROES
by: Sam’s A Fan: Manhattan’s West Side – We’ve had Miracle on 34th Street, Miracle on Ice and on Thursday afternoon, January 15, 2009 we […]
DAMN THE ECONOMY! SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY AND A NEW SITE!
MTM HEADQUARTERS, NYC – Forget the DOW, Retail Sales, Oil Prices or any talk, whatsoever, of a Recession! We’ve got just what the Doctor K […]
ANGRYWARD WEDNESDAY:ANGRY AS I WANNA BE
ANGER GROUND ZERO–Please pardon the non sequiturs and haphazard grammar today. I seriously can’t think straight. Spent most of yesterday screaming at anyone who would […]
JETS ARE TRAIN WRECK IN LAND OF GIANTS
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Ladies and Germs, we are fed up to our tinted spectacles with local talk radio birdbrains calling for Tom Caughlin’s head […]
BREAKING NEWS-CITY OF LOSERS
Hey New York- How does it feel to play second fiddle to Philadelphia in EVERY sport? You have a 9 to 4 advantage in teams […]