ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY
VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]
Month: July 2009
SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT
This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]
PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]
SAY GOODBYE, IT’S INDEPENDENT LEAGUE
by West Coast Craig LONG BEACH, CA — Straight up reporting today, folks… I camped out on a thin Thermarest Saturday night up in the […]
WIND? WHAT WIND? WATSON OPEN FOR WIN
by Rex O’Rourke (BBC-4) Turnberry Castle, the birthplace of Scottish King Robert Bruce – where the 2009 British Open is being played. TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND– Look […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE BLUNDER YEARS
We asked our Minnie Minoso to grab a bat and pinch-hit for us today and, being the team player he is, he agreed. Bonus: He’s […]
FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED MAJORS GETTING OLD?
“We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw LONG ISLAND, NY – We are in […]
ONE SPLENDID SPLINTER: A .406 BATTING AVERAGE
BOSTON, MA – “Gods do not answer letters.” – John Updike on Ted Williams’ aloof attitude toward the press and the fans. True or False: […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GIMME AN ALL-STAR BREAK
NEW YORK, NY—As Ace Frehley would say: I’m back, back in the New York groove. The vacation was nice, but a week away from the […]
ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX
SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]