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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

July 22, 2009 Angry Ward 33

VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]

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SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT

July 21, 2009 The Matts 20

This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]

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PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST

July 21, 2009 The Matts 4

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]

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SAY GOODBYE, IT’S INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

July 20, 2009 West Coast Craig 18

by West Coast Craig LONG BEACH, CA — Straight up reporting today, folks… I camped out on a thin Thermarest Saturday night up in the […]

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WIND? WHAT WIND? WATSON OPEN FOR WIN

July 19, 2009 Rex O Rourke 0

by Rex O’Rourke (BBC-4) Turnberry Castle, the birthplace of Scottish King Robert Bruce – where the 2009 British Open is being played. TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND– Look […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: THE BLUNDER YEARS

July 18, 2009 0

We asked our Minnie Minoso to grab a bat and pinch-hit for us today and, being the team player he is, he agreed. Bonus: He’s […]

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FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED MAJORS GETTING OLD?

July 17, 2009 The Matts 0

“We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw LONG ISLAND, NY – We are in […]

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ONE SPLENDID SPLINTER: A .406 BATTING AVERAGE

July 16, 2009 The Matts 32

BOSTON, MA – “Gods do not answer letters.” – John Updike on Ted Williams’ aloof attitude toward the press and the fans. True or False: […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GIMME AN ALL-STAR BREAK

July 15, 2009 Angry Ward 28

NEW YORK, NY—As Ace Frehley would say: I’m back, back in the New York groove. The vacation was nice, but a week away from the […]

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ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX

July 14, 2009 The Matts 11

SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]

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