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THE FACEBOOK NERD ALERT

July 26, 2009 Rex O Rourke 15

By Rex O’Rourke CYBERTOWN, U.S.A – First the good news; Facebook is a cute little way to track down an old friend or three. In […]

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CHATTING WITH A CHAMPION: THE INTERVIEW

July 25, 2009 The Matts 12

BETHPAGE, NY – A short while back, we got to speak with one of the many unlikely heroes of, arguably, the most unlikely World Series […]

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: POST UP SOON!

July 25, 2009 The Matts 0

MTM HQ – WE ARE SORRY! We are having some difficulties with our SPECIAL TREAT for you all today – it will be up within […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: CELEBRITY STAR FROGGERS*

July 24, 2009 Cookie 34

*Frogger: \ˈfrȯgger, ˈfrägger\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English frogge, from Old English frogga; akin to Old High German frosk frog; unclearly derived MTM term derived […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

July 22, 2009 Angry Ward 33

VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]

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SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT

July 21, 2009 The Matts 20

This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]

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PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST

July 21, 2009 The Matts 4

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]

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SAY GOODBYE, IT’S INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

July 20, 2009 West Coast Craig 18

by West Coast Craig LONG BEACH, CA — Straight up reporting today, folks… I camped out on a thin Thermarest Saturday night up in the […]

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WIND? WHAT WIND? WATSON OPEN FOR WIN

July 19, 2009 Rex O Rourke 0

by Rex O’Rourke (BBC-4) Turnberry Castle, the birthplace of Scottish King Robert Bruce – where the 2009 British Open is being played. TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND– Look […]

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