Hockey Beat: Rangers Rise, Isles Slide, Devils Suck

December 12, 2014 Different Matt 16

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – Let’s hit the Hockey Beat… It’s been an up and down start for the Rangers. Right now they are on the […]

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Your 2015 World Series Champion NY Mets

December 11, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

East Palo Alto, CA—I’ve been told that my incessant ranting about the Mets is turning some readers off. And that my colleague, GrindingAxWalter is beating […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2014 Sports Holiday Specials

December 10, 2014 Angry Ward 13

BRONX, NY – It’s that time of year again. The holidays are in full swing. McCartney and Mariah Carey songs flood the airwaves, disoriented tourists […]

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QB Rating: What Car Would Your QB Be?

December 9, 2014 GrindingAx 25

DETROIT, MI– While fuel prices are falling closer to a reasonable level, the NFL season has kicked into full throttle. QB’s are like cars and […]

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College Football Playoffs Pros and Cons: Christians Robbed?

December 8, 2014 DJ Eberle 19

UPSTATE, N.Y. – It  was a historic day for college football on Sunday. And following up Dr. Diz’s piece from Friday made sense as the matchups for […]

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Free Week 14 NFL Picks and Remembering The Fumble

December 7, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 19

HICKSVILLE, NY – Writing “I won’t pick Giants and Jets games for MTM anymore” five hundred times on a chalkboard would serve as ample punishment […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: #BlackLivesMatter, Race and Politics and Sports

December 6, 2014 Junoir Blaber 14

Never talk about politics. You never know who you will alienate – Old Sports Journalism advice EL BARRIO, BRONX – Your Deacon Blaber is going […]

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Touchdowns for Jesus? Doc Diz re College Football Playoffs

December 5, 2014 Dr. Diz 32

FORT WORTH, TX – Down at Poag Mahones in the Fort…drinkin’ Rahr beer and discussing, with my fellow denizens of the night, the upcoming College […]

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It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tampa Bay Slave Trade and Other Sports Scams

December 3, 2014 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – It’s December 3rd, and there are all sorts of feel-good holiday sports stories floating around these days. In Nassau County, the New York […]

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