Big Ben Tuesday: Dave “The Dunce” Gettleman’s Nonsensical Post-Draft Babbling Horrifies Giants’ Fans
East Rutherford, NJ: I’ve been trying to talk myself into the pick of Eli Jr. since the draft. If the New York Giants identified Daniel […]
Month: April 2019
MLB S.O.B.s: Which Son of a Baseball Player Do You Want? Tatis, Guerrero, Kershaw?
ALBANY, NY – When two members of your starting rotation go AWOL for questionable behavior, you can’t help but curse and murmur expletives like [frogging […]
The Idzik 12, 2019 NFL Draft And National Anthem Singers
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I usually describe writing for Meet the Matts as my personal Hotel California. It was easy to say yes as I’d […]
Hey Puck Heads: NHL Playoffs Roundup. Different Matt Lays It Oot
NEW YORK, NY – Well, the first round has come and gone and there have been some shocking results. The defending Stanley Cup Champion Washington […]
Damian Lillard is No Longer Underrated!
SPANISH HARLEM – JESUS CHRIST!… that’s exactly what I said when I saw Damian Lillard hit that game-winning shot from over 35 feet away on Paul […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: More Day Baseball, More Black Players, No More Kate Smith
BRONX, NY – It’s spring break week for New York City public school kids, which means I’m playing childcare tag with a few other parents as […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Wide Open NHL Playoffs, Yankees All-Star DL Lineup
TAMPA BAY, FL – You thought your NCAA bracket was busted, how’s your NHL bracket looking? The top teams are getting knocked off like Yankees […]
NHL Playoffs Hockey Resurrection, Game 7 Hopes, Superstitions, Maple Leafs vs Bruins
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The Walking Boss of this site talked yesterday of sports resurrections. I’m adding my beloved Boston Bruins of this year’s NHL Stanley […]
Easter Rising: Resurrected Stars, Scapegoats, Surgery. Rocky, Tommy, OJ.
INDIANA, PA – You trivia buffs (Tall Matt, Mrs. Tall Matt, Replacement Matt) may note that this town is famous for two things: A) It’s […]
Sports Rain Man: Peter Alonso, NFL Schedule, NBA and NHL Playoffs
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: It is a good sports news week… if you ignore the likelihood Florida prosecutors will release video of Robert Kraft’s tug […]