MLB Injury Coverup and Cheesy Bruin NFL Picks
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – This just in: apparently there is no wifi in Ft. Lauderdale! At least that’s what Cheesy Bruin is using as his […]
Articles by Matt McCarthy
The Most Entertaining Man in Sports: Fat, Old Bartolo Colon
FLUSHING, NY – The MLB’s Oldest Man doubles (pun intended) also as its Fattest Man. Without question, though, Bartolo Colon is also The Most Entertaining […]
Defending Terry Collins? Shaq to Yanks? Tebow has Pigs Flying
NEW YORK, NY – It’s official. Pigs are driving our stunned air traffic controllers bonkers, as they are indeed flying. Things we never thought we’d […]
Brilliant Sports Mind Big Al Sternberg (Fake Sandy Alderson) Cheated By Cancer.
This column was written just before Big Al left us to rub elbows with Bob Murphy, Lindsey Nelson and Ralph Kiner. The news of his […]
Best Olympic Moment, MLB Mismanagement, Yankees Own NY… Again
NEW YORK, NY – As the Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas Flushing build to untenable levels (Sandy Alderson & Terry Collins Fear for their […]
MLB Fan Tale of Joy, Expensive Seats, Bill O’Reilly and Ignominious Mets
NEW YORK, NY – Regular Monday MTM lightening rod, DJ Eberle, has today off. But we’re hoping you’ll be entertained with today’s piece enough not […]
USA Poised for Olympic Rugby Gold 3-Peat? Today’s Hottest Olympian
NEW YORK, NY – Today’s post is chock full of history. Team USA has an unprecedented chance at an Olympic Gold 3-peat… We’ve also got […]
The Dark Plight and Legion of Gloom: New York Mets Super Hero Sissies?
FLUSHING M*A*S*H* UNIT – As the Avalanche of Awful swallows the Amazin’ Mets, we are staving off using this platform to condemn the insanity of […]
Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
Video Vault: Mets Celebrity Trivia Challenge: Jim Breuer, Gary Dell’Abate vs Our Guy
NEW YORK, NY – Two of our favorite fellow Mets fans, comedian James E. Breuer (Jim Breuer) and Howard Stern Producer/personality Gary Patrick Angelo […]