CURLY SHUFFLE: OMAR THE TENT MAKER, VICK THE BASEBALL VP
NEW YORK, NY – We had a wild day in sports yesterday, with much of it being off the field and Michael Vick’s reinstatement basically […]
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CHATTING WITH A CHAMPION: THE INTERVIEW
BETHPAGE, NY – A short while back, we got to speak with one of the many unlikely heroes of, arguably, the most unlikely World Series […]
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: POST UP SOON!
MTM HQ – WE ARE SORRY! We are having some difficulties with our SPECIAL TREAT for you all today – it will be up within […]
SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT
This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]
PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]
FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED MAJORS GETTING OLD?
“We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw LONG ISLAND, NY – We are in […]
ONE SPLENDID SPLINTER: A .406 BATTING AVERAGE
BOSTON, MA – “Gods do not answer letters.” – John Updike on Ted Williams’ aloof attitude toward the press and the fans. True or False: […]
ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX
SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]
SOUL-LESS METS SHUN CHURCH FOR FRENCH-TO-LE-COEUR SINNER
CRAZY HORSE SALOON; PARIS, FRANCE – Decadence has beaten back Purity in Queens. No, that’s not some philosophical observation regarding the Harvey Fiersteins of the […]
10 REASONS WHY THE DODGERS SUCK AN EGG
DODGER CITY FIELD, FLUSHING – With the summer flying by and leaving us with but half of a baseball season, we feel the need to […]