THE REYES MANUEL, NEIL DIAMOND, MARTY & TERMINATOR 4
BOSTON, MA – Starbury made his debut for the Celtics last night. In 13 minutes, he scored 8 points and had two assists and received […]
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STEPHON, TORTS, THE MANNY, lower c & ANTHONY WEINER
POTPURRI, FL – Some interesting things occured in the past 48 hours: It’s Lent… Starbury is no longer a Knick… NY Ranger head coach John […]
WRONG GUY FIRED: RANGERS ARE SEPTEMBER METS
YELLOW KNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY – Tom Renney got iced as Head Coach of the New York Rangers yesterday. We flew here with him – Tom wanted […]
WE FOUND A HERO!
TRIANGLE BELOW CANAL, NYC – This is Robert DeNiro country, this little piece of Manhattan abbreviated as Tribeca. In fact, it’s so DeNiro down here […]
THESE ARE SOME CITI SEATS
WILLETS POINT, NY –Yesterday “Our Dump†exhaled its dying breath. Big Shea has now been reduced to a Ground Zeroesque pile of rubble, taking with […]
INTERVIEW INTEGRITY: WE WOULD CONCEAL INFO
OWN INTEREST, USA – Lately, this spirited Fan Forum has had much discussion re steroids, cheating and the blind eyes that have further widened the […]
THE LIST: JUST DON’T LET IT BE JETER
LEGENDS FIELD, FL – As rumor and innuendo swirled in the gusty wind with the odd peanut bag and empty soda cup, Derek Jeter finally […]
FALLEN HERO’S COLLATERAL DAMAGE: THE CHILDREN
CARNAGE, USA – Tall Matt has three kids of various ages, genders and sizes (he’s the Shawn Kemp of MTM). Cookie just added a second […]
UNEVEN FAIRWAYS
AUGUSTA NATIONAL – Professional sports offer the devotee many escapes from mundane lives and we gamely latch on like the babies to the breast. A […]
ALEX, I'LL TAKE SPORTS' DIVORCES FOR $200…
GREEN BAY, WI – Just seeing the NHL blurb re Sean Avery’s potential return to the NY Rangers, based on the dissolution of his Dallas deal, had […]