SPORTS LIES: Sandy Alderson Is Pinocchio, I’m Ron Burgundy, Knicks Fix For Coke

September 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

Today’s Sports Lies column is co-written by Jackson D. Sternberg – who is 12,  with Fake Sandy Alderson. The Three Biggest Lies in the world? […]

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NY Giants: Bleeding Big Blue, post-Super Bowl Malaise & Flip Wilson

September 9, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

I’ve asked my buddy, NY Giants GM Fake Jerry Reese, to sit in for me this week. I hope you’ll make FJR feel welcome in […]

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Sexy NFL Picks? Summer BBQs & unbearable Jim Harbaugh

September 3, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 22

NEW YORK, NY – Much like flags being thrown on every single kick return in the NFL for an illegal block in the back, predictions […]

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Bernie Madoff Keeps Ruining Peoples Lives. The Mets [Matt Harvey] Keep Ruining Mine

August 26, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 31

“You’ll have to ask Matt.” – Sandy Alderson CLEVELAND, OH – I was going to start off today’s column with some innocent comments about things […]

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MLB Ballpark Review: Fenway Sucks, AT&T Rocks and Compton, too?

August 20, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 33

BOSTON, MA – I’m Trying to make this an A-Rod-Free Zone. So my PED Comment of the Week is this: I’ve witnessed many PED fueled HR Barrages over the […]

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OCD, BTK Killer & New York Athletes That Ruined Our Lives

August 13, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

FRESH MEADOWS, NY – I’ve heard it described many ways. For true die-hard fans that live and breathe with the fortunes of our teams, it […]

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More Damn Liars, Bud Selig, Weiner

August 5, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – I chose the Mets. As I prepared to enter Kindergarten in the Fall of 1969, my mind was a blank slate […]

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MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman

July 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]

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Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?

July 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy!  We are one step closer to cleansing the […]

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White Bread Mets, OJ Simpson, Tonya Harding & The Stanley Cup???

July 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

One of the qualities I’ve always admired in high level athletes is their ability, at the end of fierce competition, to compose themselves and show […]

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