Fake Sandy Alderson

I used to run the Oakland A’s and the San Diego Padres. I liked it there. No one ever questioned anything I did or said. Here in New York? I don’t like it here. OPS Land. Find me anywhere Big Al Sternberg is – or here: @AldersonFake

Things I’m Fake Grateful For: PED Users, Truly Offensive Coordinators, Troy Aikman Doing Giants Games

November 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

I remember Bill Gallo in the Daily News used to insert his amazing “cartoons” into his columns, especially around the holidays.  They were always clever and topical and he used […]

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Current Madison Square Garden Chants: Potvin Sucks! Let’s Go Rangers! Hey Carmelo, You Suck!

November 19, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – Real starvation has consumed the Greater New York area – in the sports arena. And in no arena is that more […]

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Baseball’s Winter Meetings, Smoking Canadian Crack, and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead!

November 11, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

“I was upstairs stacking our money. Don’t get excited — they were all fives.”  How high was the pile? “Not as high as some people […]

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Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!

November 5, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 32

FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]

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The Cardinal Way, Franks & Beans, and the WWE!

October 29, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

  With all due respect to the passing of Lou Reed, I believe the Dirty Boulevard takes a back seat to the Boulevard of Broken […]

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Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans

October 22, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s.  Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]

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AP was MIA and Jim Leyland must be Smokin’ Dope

October 15, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

DETROIT, MI – There’s a reason why managers like Jim Leyland can’t seem to win the “big one.” The 1997 Marlins, with their “go for […]

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Third Eye Blind, David Stern & Jordan Rules make NBA a Minor League Sport

October 8, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 54

TAMPA/ST. PETE – FL – Right away, I like that the MLB playoffs seemingly have some sense of urgency. By this I mean that the […]

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Giants and Jerry Reese: Jerry’s Kids Worst Since Son of Sam

September 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In Green Bay, it never would have happened. In Denver? Not way in hell.  Foxboro? Keep moving, nothing to see here. […]

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Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork

September 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013.  We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]

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