Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Fatso Francesa and Mad Dog, Eva Braun, Tony Parker and Funniest Guy in France

December 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

“Have ya evah evah been in a NFL control room? How bout a brawdcast boot? Huh? Have ya? Well guess what? I have! I have! […]

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Sports Heroes: Kobe, A-Rod or Jack Morris? I’m Ron Burgundy

December 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

CHEEKTOWAGA, NY – In Buffalo, they’re called “Subs.” In Philadelphia, they’re “Grinders.” In Providence the locals call them “Hoagies.” But here in New York they […]

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The Target: LeBrons, KDs and Best GM in Baseball

December 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

So I’m schlepping through Target the other night earnestly searching for presents for all of the wonderful people in my life.  I painstakingly select the […]

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MLB Winter Meetings, Whole Foods Market For Sports, New York’s 6th Crime Family

December 9, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

ORLANDO, FL – After the signing of Curtis Granderson, it is comforting to hear that Real Sandy is back to shopping at the Freddy Garcia […]

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Oliver Stone’s Conspiracy Theory on the Mets, American Idol, Theo Epstein’s Model

December 2, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

NEW YORK, NY – Among the many great scenes from Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street” was one that included an exchange between Bud Fox (a pre-porn […]

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Things I’m Fake Grateful For: PED Users, Truly Offensive Coordinators, Troy Aikman Doing Giants Games

November 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

I remember Bill Gallo in the Daily News used to insert his amazing “cartoons” into his columns, especially around the holidays.  They were always clever and topical and he used […]

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Current Madison Square Garden Chants: Potvin Sucks! Let’s Go Rangers! Hey Carmelo, You Suck!

November 19, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – Real starvation has consumed the Greater New York area – in the sports arena. And in no arena is that more […]

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Baseball’s Winter Meetings, Smoking Canadian Crack, and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead!

November 11, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

“I was upstairs stacking our money. Don’t get excited — they were all fives.”  How high was the pile? “Not as high as some people […]

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Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!

November 5, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 32

FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]

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The Cardinal Way, Franks & Beans, and the WWE!

October 29, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

  With all due respect to the passing of Lou Reed, I believe the Dirty Boulevard takes a back seat to the Boulevard of Broken […]

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