Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

The Punk and the Todd Father at Baseball’s All-Star Game

July 14, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

Cincinnati, OH—Before I even met the future Mrs. Fake Sandy Alderson, I had already planned our wedding date. No, Mr. FSA doesn’t go in for […]

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NY Haters Snub Mets and Yanks for All-Star Game. Thank Bill the Butcher!

July 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

LAWRENCE, KS – There are a few parts of America where – believe it or not – the city of New York is not especially […]

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NBA Free Agency and the Myth of the Zen Master

June 30, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

Terre Haute, IN–The most exciting time of the year in the NBA begins in earnest tomorrow. For most NBA fans, July 1st means the start […]

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Mets’ A-B-C! Always Be Collapsing!

June 25, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

“You see this watch? This watch costs more than the car you drove here today. You call yourself a ballplayer you son of a bitch? […]

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Flushing Roach Motel: Looking on Craigslist for David Wright and MIA Mets

June 22, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

DANNAMORA, NY – Opening Day of the 2010 season at Citifield was a blustery Monday in early April. The Mets were hosting the then Florida […]

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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!

June 15, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]

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NBA Finals, LeBron, Steph? Sure, I get it. Hope Solo? Hope Not!

June 9, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

EAST PALO ALTO, CA – I’ve made my distaste for ESPN known in the past. Among the reasons I much prefer watching the MLB Network, […]

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Burn Notice for: NBA, Terry Collins, Isiah Thomas, Phil Jackson

June 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

MIAMI BEACH, FL – I stumbled on to an old USA Network series a few months ago called Burn Notice. It’s about a CIA spy […]

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Yankees Greats Ruth, DiMaggio, The Mick and…Graeme Lloyd?

May 26, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 26

Melbourne, FL–There wasn’t a dry eye in the House on Sunday evening. Bernie Williams had his very good career properly recognized at Yankee Stadium. Bernie […]

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Apocalypse is Nigh! Youth Baseball in Big Trouble and FSA Can’t Save it!

May 19, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

FRANKLIN, TN – When Jerry Maguire walked out of that hospital room after visiting a severely concussed client of his, he had an epiphany. An […]

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