Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Scherzer’s Back, Yankee Hiccups, and NBA Free Agency Laughs

July 6, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Holy underwear, it’s Wednesday and we’re already well into July! Trust me, after the Fourth you’re well into July, no matter […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Back to Work with the Lousy A’s, Kyrie & Russ, and a Slow Start to Summer

June 29, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK CITY – I’ve returned from my European vacation and, as Space Ace Frehley would say, I’m back in the New York groove. While I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: I Miss the 1970s

June 8, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NOTE: Apologies to you and Angry Ward for today’s tardiness. Our MTM Edit Staff was bedridden all of yesterday, again, and just made it to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets Take Back New York

June 1, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – We interrupt this Rangers playoff run to bring you a special announcement: When it comes to Big Apple Baseball, the 2022 […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: From Pignatano to Pickleball, All the Sports Stuff You Didn’t Ask For

May 25, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s high time someone around here did a deep dive on French Open Tennis. And today, my friends, is unfortunately not […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Support Groups for Yankee Kids, the Kirk Cursed, and Other Sports Afflicted

May 18, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK CITY – At long last, we’ve been having some fairly great weather here in the Northeast. This past weekend I was invited to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Igoraphobia, Yankee’s Depression and Hitless in Seattle

May 11, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Before I get into today’s what-have-you, I’d like to get a little housekeeping out of the way first. If you’re coming here […]

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Weary Ward Wednesday: Women Deserve So Much Better

May 4, 2022 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – As Lili Von Shtüpp famously sang in Blazing Saddles: “I’m tired, tired of playing the game.” As it was in the Old […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Brooklyn Nets and Idiot Yankees Fans – Taking Out the Sports Trash

April 27, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – I promised that I was going to spend today’s column ripping on the Yankees and their fans, and I will, but first […]

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