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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WORKING ON MYSTERIES WITHOUT ANY CLUES

February 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

DETROIT, MI–As today’s title suggests, we’re coming to you from the home of Bob Seger, as well as many other Rust Belt luminaries. According to […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS WEAK IN BASEBALL

February 18, 2009 Angry Ward 32

McLEAN, VA – Coming to you this week from the home offices of the USA Today in order to steal their boilerplate and offer up […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY (SATURDAY EDITION): NO GUTS, JOE TORRE

February 13, 2009 Angry Ward 13

NEW YORK, NY– This is it! The height of hypocrisy! I am officially calling Joe Torre out! In the interest of full disclosure, Joe Torre, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOO-DOO THE RIGHT THING?

February 11, 2009 Angry Ward 23

ARLINGTON, TX– The constant B.S. surrounding steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball is getting so deep we all better put on life […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BROKEN PROMISES

February 4, 2009 Angry Ward 22

NEW YORK, NY—I know that today’s headline reads like one of those phony movie titles from Seinfeld, but it really has to do with this […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PROPOSITION BETS

January 28, 2009 Angry Ward 19

FROSTBITE FALLS, MN—Coming to you today from the home of Bullwinkle J. Moose and Rocket “Rocky” J. Squirrel. Been thinking about this weekend’s Super Bowl […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!

January 21, 2009 Angry Ward 26

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]

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ANGRYWARD WEDNESDAY:ANGRY AS I WANNA BE

January 14, 2009 The Matts 2

ANGER GROUND ZERO–Please pardon the non sequiturs and haphazard grammar today. I seriously can’t think straight. Spent most of yesterday screaming at anyone who would […]

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