PARITY IS NOT A FOUR LETTER WORD
By Rex O’Rourke Canton, Ohio – What happened to The NFL? Seemingly overnight, at least half a dozen teams have become unable to compete on […]
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WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
By Rex O’Rourke Shanghai, China – While most sports fans with normal sleep habits were sawing wood, the most extraordinary theatre played out at the […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE?
CANYON OF HEROES, NY – If the Phillies took care of business in Game 7 like they were supposed to this would’ve been the shortest […]
WORLD BLEEPIN' CHAMPIONS
“If I told you once, I told you 27 times… WORLD BLEEPIN’ CHAMPIONS!” by Yankee Joe (Yankee Fan) BRONX, NY – From Day 1 this […]
THE NFL VS. MLB: IT'S GETTING LATE EARLY
Above, A-Rod and his “friend” Biff Henderson By Rex O’Rourke Sacramento, Ca. – Let’s face it boys and girls, the national pastime is no longer […]
CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT
by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"
by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May […]
THE ART OF THE NEWS BLACKOUT: STAYING IN TIVO COMA
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – Nobody likes a rain-out; not the players, the fans, the networks, or anyone relying on the game as […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE MICHAEL IRVIN FACTOR
BROAD STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA – Nothing short of an Angelic comeback will stop a Metropolitan nightmare. Of course I’m talking about a Yankee/Phillie series. I […]
PASS THE PEPTO
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – 1:15 am – My brain hurts, my stomach aches, basically what I’m saying is that the Yankees/Angels series […]