LIVE FROM MONTREAL: OUR NEW SPORTS HEROES
MONTREAL, CANADA – It ain’t Paris. It ain’t even France. And that’s why it’s so frogging tile cool! The French French can mess up a […]
The Matts
MCGWIRE OUT OF CLOSET; PALOOKAVILLE READY
“If I didn’t get immunity, I could face prosecution. And here I am sitting there and wanting to tell my story. There were two scenarios. […]
ALOMAR IN SPITTING DISTANCE OF HALL OF FAME
“The Whitestone Bridge won’t get you to Cooperstown. Nor will 10 Gold Gloves, a .300 BA, or 12 All-Star Appearances.” -MeetTheMatts.com At the bottom is […]
WHO WILL WIN IN TWENTY TIN???
Moose Jaw “Bravest” earning the name. MOOSE JAW, CANADA – We’re up here, in the land of Moose Javians (look it up) and moose – […]
ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS… AND DIDN'T WANT
“You can’t always get what you want…” -The Rolling Stones NORTH POLE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – All we wanted was a frogging stainless steel blender because […]
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY FOR TIME WARP TONY
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYBODY! NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday, MTM eccentric, Time Warp Tony, responded to a comment by the erstwhile philview re our collective […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]
WE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH TIGER… YET
NO HOLES BARRED, FL – It’s no secret that we’re shameless publicity whores trying to make a tooney or two with this whole Matts thing. […]
PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN
Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien […]
T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: ã©ã†ã‚‚ã‚ã‚ŠãŒã¨ã†
MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]