WHO WILL WIN IN TWENTY TIN???
Moose Jaw “Bravest” earning the name. MOOSE JAW, CANADA – We’re up here, in the land of Moose Javians (look it up) and moose – […]
The Matts
ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS… AND DIDN'T WANT
“You can’t always get what you want…” -The Rolling Stones NORTH POLE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – All we wanted was a frogging stainless steel blender because […]
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY FOR TIME WARP TONY
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYBODY! NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday, MTM eccentric, Time Warp Tony, responded to a comment by the erstwhile philview re our collective […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]
WE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH TIGER… YET
NO HOLES BARRED, FL – It’s no secret that we’re shameless publicity whores trying to make a tooney or two with this whole Matts thing. […]
PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN
Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien […]
T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: ã©ã†ã‚‚ã‚ã‚ŠãŒã¨ã†
MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
MTM HQ: For whatever reason, the column that was posted here at 1:30 AM is now MISSING. We are trying to sort that out… Please […]
ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE
BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the […]
TIM MCCLELLAND'S VANDERBILT AND MR MAGOO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FUN
FORT COURAGE, KS – For those of you that haven’t guessed or are new to Mattville, all but one of us Matts, when it comes […]