CAROLINE KENNEDY TAKING OVER NY ISLANDERS
CAPE COD, MA – With a bombshell declaration heard only by The Matts, JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy, decided her fund raising talents were needed elsewhere, dropping […]
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SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY
MTMÂ TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]
RUGBY, BUSH, BASEBALL & QUEBEC'S WAR DECLARATION
MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA – Phew. What a week! The past seven days made Planes, Trains & Automobiles look like an afternoon nap. We had aviation’s greatest event […]
DAMN THE ECONOMY! SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY AND A NEW SITE!
MTM HEADQUARTERS, NYC – Forget the DOW, Retail Sales, Oil Prices or any talk, whatsoever, of a Recession! We’ve got just what the Doctor K […]
JETS ARE TRAIN WRECK IN LAND OF GIANTS
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Ladies and Germs, we are fed up to our tinted spectacles with local talk radio birdbrains calling for Tom Caughlin’s head […]
MSG HAS BEST BULLPEN IN NEW YORK
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NY – We had the pleasure of attending the Professional Bull Riders Built Ford Tough Invitational (catchy name, no?) last night at […]