Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: What Board Game is Your Favorite Sports Team?
BRONX, NY – Hey there, sports dopes, shiftless employees, and assorted other loners. It’s another wonderful Wednesday here at MeetTheMatts.com. NFL playoffs, Trump inauguration, the Knicks […]
5 NFL Related Business Ideas: Consoling, Gun Storage, Social Media Management, Penalty Prevention, Anger Redirection
ALBERTA, CANADA – It’s Tuesday, time for your Weekly Dose of Whitney! Last week I discussed some of the reasons for the NFL’s declining ratings, this […]
Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be
ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Sporty Holidays to You, OJ, Murphy, 1986 Mets, Rams
BRONX, NY – Oh man, Hanukkah is already in the books and we’re only 10 days away from Christmas. Where does the time go? As […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Matts, Mets, Pats, NFL Bets
BRONX, NY – It’s official! I have a 2-day writing streak! Take that, Harper Lee! You’re next, Melville! There’s plenty to get to today, so […]
Splash! Best Damn NBA Backcourt Ever and Johnny Rehab!
SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH – “Thank you for asking about my stomach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks fo’ askin’… ” A glimpse of the utter stupidity and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell
BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]
Cookie’s Corner: Anna Benson, A-Rod, Simon Cowell, Aaron Hernandez
NEW YORK, NY – I got an email from management this morning when I woke at 4:30A (Short Matt sent it last night but I […]
Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice
ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes. After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez […]