Big Ben Draft Special: The Pressure is on the Jets and Giants in a Make or Break Year
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The draft is almost here and the pressure is on the two denizens of Metlife Stadium. Both have an epic opportunity […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of NFL Head Coaches
NEW YORK, NY – How the hell did it get to be November? It’s dark out at 4:30, Christmas decorations are already up, and the Giants […]
Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be
ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: What Kind of Owner Does Your Team Have?
BRONX, NY – It’s time to take ownership, people. Ownership of your words, ownership of your actions, and ownership of what types of owners own […]
Rex and Korak Save Christmas! Plus: The Tebow Girl!!!
*Rex O’Rourke wrote for 2+ years before passing the Sunday Pen to Cheesy Bruin. Korak is the Gorilla that played in the NFL, as per […]
AL DAVIS ROCKED NFL FOR A LONG, LONG TIME
THE COLISEUM – Football lost one of its great cartoon super-villains on Saturday when Al Davis passed. Oh sure, yesterday’s games had moments of silence […]
DIO HAD ROCKED FOR A LONG LONG TIME
by West Coast Craig HEAVEN AND HELL – It’s true, Ronnie James (Padavona) Dio did rock for a long, long time, since the sixties in […]
WHAT A YEAR TWO WEEKS MAKE!!!
by Junior Blaber (Not above) NEW YORK, NY – I wanna dedicate this article to Jean Finnegan Biden, Joe Biden’s mom. I like Biden in […]
WHO WILL WIN IN TWENTY TIN???
Moose Jaw “Bravest” earning the name. MOOSE JAW, CANADA – We’re up here, in the land of Moose Javians (look it up) and moose – […]
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
By Rex O’Rourke New York, N.Y. – It’s time for some of our most famous sports figures to make their New Year’s Resolutions. So without […]