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Best MLB News Ever? Alex Rodriguez, Pox On Queens Tim Tebow, Masked Singer

May 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: Our man Cheesy Bruin got some less-than-stellar news on the health front. Let’s raise our glasses to his full and speedy return to the […]

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Replacement Matt: Korean Baseball, The Last Dance, Iconic Announcers Calling Video Games

May 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

LOCK’D, NJ –  As we approach our umpteenth week indoors, I think we can all collectively state we have lost our goddamn minds. When I […]

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No Kentucky Derby: Cheesy Bruin’s Horse Sense & Horse Sh!t

May 3, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – I really have to hand it to the crack staff of contributors of this sports website for churning out some top notch […]

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Sports Returning Soon-ish? The Quiet Will Echo

May 1, 2020 Different Matt 0

THE LIVING ROOM, NY – We’ve now gone almost two months without sports and it doesn’t look like things will be getting back to normal […]

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Alternative Celebrity Owners For Mets, Knicks & Cowboys. Denzel, Alicia, Judd?

April 25, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

FLUSHING, NY – Even in the bowels and shadows of La Guardia Airport, The Sun Also Rises. And it has, finally, making the entire borough […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Mishigas, Gronk Goes Gulfing, and Nothing About the NFL Draft

April 22, 2020 Angry Ward 0

PALM BEACH, FL – So, the NFL Draft is tomorrow night, and I’ve kinda been laying off writing about it. For one, we’ve got other guys […]

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NOT URGENT: This @AngryWard Wednesday: Pete LaCock, Jeff Wilpon, Gorman Thomas, Covid-19 – Are You Intrigued Yet? Breaking News & Rules on @MeetTheMatts: https://meetthematts.com/2020/04/angry-ward-wednesday-pete-lacock-jeff-wilpon-gorman-thomas-covid-19-are-you-intrigued-yet/ #MLB #NFL #NFLDraft #NBA #NHL #MeetTheMatts

Angry Ward Wednesday: Pete LaCock, Jeff Wilpon, Gorman Thomas, Covid-19 – Are You Intrigued Yet?

April 1, 2020 Angry Ward 0

PALM BEACH, FL – What to say? I’m thinking about the fact that we are all sheltering in, at least the smart ones. I’m currently […]

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Sports Quarantine Solutions: LeBron, NHL in Yellowknife, MLB Moves To Florida

March 27, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

NEW PESTILENCE, NJ – Happy Friday everyone, in The Land That Time Forgot. Days of the week mean nothing while sitting home for the umpteenth […]

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Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets

March 7, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: A-Rod Eyes Mets, Greg Olsen Should Retire, and a Fun Day for Felons

February 19, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – If you came here today looking for more Astros bashing, ruh roh, I’ve decided to give it at least a one-day hiatus. Not […]

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