From The Couch: Mets and NHL Playoffs
METROPOLIS, NY – The beginning of a new baseball year and hockey’s second season – the Stanley Cup playoffs – has found me planted on […]
Angry Ward
Angry Ward Wednesday: Home Opener is Where the Heart Is
FLUSHING, NY – It’s Monday evening as I start to write this one; while it’s still fresh in what’s left of my mind. I just got […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets are Great, Yankees Stink, Baseball is Fun Again
BRONX, NY – You know what’s fun? I mean besides running around an airport yelling “Serrano’s got the disks! Serrano’s got the disks!” at the […]
Opening Day Dreams, Duke and Fat Presidents Bartolo and Taft
MIKE PENCE COMMUNITY CENTER, IN – I found some interesting tidbits to nibble (other than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch between my sofa’s cushions), as I […]
Rangers Playoff Picture: Foes, Klein, King
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NY – The New York Rangers clinched a playoff berth last week and last night wrapped up the Metropolitan Division with a […]
Angry Bruin re NCAA Gay Rights, NHL Tomfoolery, MLB Opening Day Folly
UPSTATE, NY – Angry Ward, MTM’s slugger and clean-up hitter, is out of the lineup today with a bug strong enough to penetrate an alcohol-soaked […]
Chris Mullin, Vinnie Jones, Schaub to Jets, Benching Lundquist, Signing Duda
NEW YORK, NY – As we continue to reshuffle the MTM rotation as our Staff recoils from an epidemic of injuries (strained hard drives, frozen […]
Tommy John Mets, Yankees Soccer, King Lundquist Returns
NEW YORK, NY – Filling in for Angry Ward can be like opening up for Led Zeppelin ! It can be a daunting task. He was last seen […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Nicknames That Just Didn’t Work
BRONX, NY – How about that Rangers/Islanders game last night? Wow! Right? The Rangers still have 4 games in hand, blah, blah, blah… Okay, thought […]
The Curious Case of Korak O’Rourke, Mets Gorilla Slugger
He’s a punishing, promising young Met. A righty clutch hitter; noble, interesting… not that human. PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The secret cannot be held […]