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Rob Manfred Worst MLB Commissioner Ever? Worst In All Sports?! Plus: Ban NASCAR

June 19, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SENSIBLE, NJ – A good day to you,  and as the day unfolds I’d like to share with you the one sports -elated thought that […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson is Back! Moneyball for Football?

January 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 9

Franklin, TN—(Real) Sandy Alderson is back! Yes, the esteemed senior member of the New York Mets’ $10M front office made his first public appearance last […]

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Hey Commissioner Manfred…Is it time for Fred Wilpon to spend money yet?

July 21, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

Havana, Cuba–The stress and frustration of watching the Mets has taken its toll on this guy. In a weak National League, where even the Cardinals […]

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Korak Returns Just In Time! Gorilla and Noah Save Mets?

May 18, 2015 West Coast Craig 14

“I’m working on something interesting.” –Freddie Wilpon NEW YORK, NY – Those were the Mets’ owner’s words as he plopped ice in his white wine […]

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As Bud Selig Slinks Off: Legacies of the Baseball Commissioners

August 25, 2014 West Coast Craig 21

SUNSET BOULEVARD – Into the Sunset… Bud Selig is walking away at the end of this year and our long national nightmare may come to […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: MLB Commissioner, Orlando Scandrick, Mr. Met and more

August 15, 2014 Junoir Blaber 29

“Why can’t you talk?” – Unknown kid to Mr. Met at Cohen’s Children’s Hospital in New Hyde Park, NY. EL BARIO, BRONX – Your weekly Sports […]

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David Wright in Decline? Say it Ain’t So, David. Say it Ain’t So!

August 2, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

TIDEWATER, VA –  He grew up in the shadows of the Triple A affiliate down in Norfolk, Virginia dreaming of one day playing for the […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: O’Bannon Vs NCAA, Selig’s Replacement, LeBron Ripple Effect And #WordCrimes

July 19, 2014 Junoir Blaber 19

“I hate these word crimes You really need a Full time proofreader You dumb mouth-breather” –  “Weird” Al Yankovic, from his latest track Word Crimes. […]

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Yankees Old Timers Day and Watered Down MLB Playoffs

June 25, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

BRONX, NY – As the 2014 Major League Baseball season inches ever closer to the traditional halfway point, we have a total of 20 teams […]

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Instant Replay Nation and Hero & Villain of the Week

August 17, 2013 Preacher Collins 15

Cooperstown, New York – MLB Commissioner Bud Selig confirmed on Thursday that the MLB Instant Reply program will be expanding in 2014.  Atlanta Braves President […]

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