Baseball, Hot Dogs, Humble Pie & Used Chevys: Fixing The Bud Selig Mess
NEW YORK, NY – The main player in baseball’s most recent PED scandal is indubitably Alex Rodriguez. However, Bud Selig is a very close second […]
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More Damn Liars, Bud Selig, Weiner
NEW YORK, NY – I chose the Mets. As I prepared to enter Kindergarten in the Fall of 1969, my mind was a blank slate […]
MLB Doping Scandal Without PEDs & Mets Laughable Leadership
“Fred’s narcissistic death-hold on the franchise carries on because Bud Selig is allowing him to do so.” NEW YORK, NY – Going back to the […]
Of Rebuilding And Old Baseball Men: Sandy Alderson Stinks
OAKLAND, CA – As I sit absolutely baffled as to how Michael Kay landed a prize like local anchorwoman Jodi Applegate, I am reminded of […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Come Out, Come Out Whoever You Are. Jason Collins Inspires Me
NEW YORK, NY – Happy International Workers’ Day to all of the hard-working folks that visit this site on an way-t00-regular basis. While our short […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball, Snowing, Plouffing and Streaking
NEW YORK, NY – It’s been a wild week already… and it’s only Wednesday (well, Tuesday as I write this). The Cheeseman (Cheesy Bruin) covered […]
Octoberfest Means October Baseball! MLB Playoffs & Chicken Dance
MUNICH, GERMANY – October has to be one of the most popular months of the year. Arguably it has the most fun holiday in Halloween, […]
50 Excuses Melky Cabrera Could Have Made
ALCATRAZ, CA – In the wake of another disgusting infringement upon the integrity of the game of baseball, a new stone has been turned over. Melky Cabrera […]
The Bad Usher’s Cooperstown Mission: Bud Selig, Pete Rose, Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens…
COOPERSTOWN, NY – Commissioner Selig loomed over his desk, a full six feet off the floor, and boomed down at The Bad Usher standing down […]
Worst Week of Year Over: Baseball Back; Home Run Derby Done
Boredom, USA – This is by far the worst sports week of the year. Thankfully, tonight we resume normal baseball service after the extended break. […]