Against The Wind: Tebow, Epstein, Fitzpatrick & NBA
Never piss or spit into the wind. Guess who has been called in for Garbage Time, or to pinch-hit, as Concussed Matt calls it? You […]
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10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES
by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men […]
DIFFERENT MATT IN GROUP THERAPY
by Different Matt SCOTTSDALE, AZ – For those of you that think winning cures all that ails you, I beg to differ. After all, I […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
NFL COACHES SHOULD RENT, NOT BUY
by Junior Blaber “Uh, Coach? The General Manager will see you now.” BUFFALO, NY – Yesterday was black Monday in the NFL; the official start […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: ST. NICK'S NAUGHTY LIST
NOTE: Parts of this post were written and edited in a Starbucks in deep Pennsylvania. I drove 8 miles out of my way to get […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]
THURMAN THOMAS: WHY WE STOLE HOCKEY FROM CANADA
Thurman Thomas takes No-Huddle, Shotgun Shuffle Pass from Jim Kelly in Super Bowl loss to New York Football Giants WINNIPEG, ONTARIO – It seemed like […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]