Big Ben: Ruining the Movie “Major League” with Analytics
CLEVELAND, OH – I caught the last half of the 1989 classic Major League the other night and I was struck by how much of […]
Charlie Sheen
Emergency Makeover Monday: Groundhog Day for Miserable Mets Madness. Yogi, Frazeir, Wilmer, Wright
FLUSHING, NY – If Yogi Berra were alive and had seen the Bill Murray classic with Punxsutawney Phil, he’d likely have a new iteration of […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Last-Second Halloween Sports Costumes for Jerks
BRONX, NY – I swear I am taking a vacation from this place starting next week. But, for now, I’ll crank out one more on the […]
Hey Sports Fans: Who Really Cares About Steroids?
SPANISH HARLEM – With Lenny Dykstra in the media lately because of a new book that I already forgot the name of, I started thinking about […]
Angry Ward: Cashman, Zebras, Charlie Sheen
BRONX, NY – Had an unsettling night of terror last night involving Tom Coughlin’s fiery red skull chasing me down the streets of Manhattan. For […]
Hurricane Sandy, Mark Sanchez,Dennis Byrd… and Jets Fans
THE MEADOWLANDS – An old friend of mind from college that I’ve known since 1985, has two boys. The oldest is a reasonable human being; […]
Does Anybody Want Some Chad Johnson?
Los Angeles–ahh, after ten days back there on muggy Cape Cod, it’s good to be back to good old ninety-five degree dry heat. It was […]
Okay, Call It a Comeback
Bronx–Perhaps you heard something about Andy Pettite’s official metamorphosis from from guy-who-retired-on-top to just-another-guy-hanging-on-too-long. Not that I blame him, and of course as a Yankee fan I […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]