Gullible’s Island, NFL Draft, Super Bowl Hosting Bullspit
GULLIBLE’S ISLAND, USA- After further review, we are as dumb as we think! Now, before your comments light me up, I will present some proof. Let’s […]
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NFL Draft Sucks, Rangers Win, Mets Tanking, A-Roid, Stormy Mayweather?
CHICAGO, IL – That’s it. I’m done. What the NFL Draft has become is no different than the hype leading up to the championship game […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Nicknames That Just Didn’t Work
BRONX, NY – How about that Rangers/Islanders game last night? Wow! Right? The Rangers still have 4 games in hand, blah, blah, blah… Okay, thought […]
Schmucks, Ducks, Pucks and Rex Ryan?
HOPEVILLE, USA – “It’s the Most Wonderful a Time of the Year…“Well, not for everybody. The yearly fantasy football draft for real teams kicked off […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Talkin’ Baseball
ICE STATION ZEBRA, NY – It’s President’s Day as I sit here dutifully at my keyboard clickety-clacking out another column. I usually wait for Tuesday, […]
Super Bowl Post Mortem; New York Knicks Think Tank, Brady as Jenner?
BROOKLYN, NY – Greetings, everyone in Mattsland! Replacement Matt, aka Dude, pitching in for your Friday… I know the Super Bowl is almost a week […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Pats, Pucks, Baseball and More. February No Longer Sucks
BRONX, NY – It’s February, the Super Bowl is over, everything in the Northeast is encased in a block of ice, and this is normally […]
Sleepless in London, Seattle, Rangers and Sapp Lives Up To Name
FROZEN TUNDRA/FREEHOLD, NJ- Now that the confetti has been swept up, the Disney Parade has passed by and Warren Sapp has been arrested for solicitation, we can […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell
BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]
Probe Owl Spectacular! NFL Stinker in the Desert like Bad WWF
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Hi folks, I’m writing about the Pro Bowl today! Wait , can I even say “Pro Bowl” without expressed written consent? To […]