Tag: Cowboys
Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting getting reacquainted with my family, waiting for the vaccine to come along and wipe out this virus. You know, just like the flu vaccine wiped out the flu. The Texans […]
Angry Ward Wednesday 2020: No More Cowboys Cruelty, Knicks Snickering, and Other New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping
“Let’s turn over a new leaf. And Baby let’s make promises that we can keep, and call it our New Year’s Resolution.” BRONX, NY – So goes the above first chorus lyric to the best New Year’s song ever, Otis Redding and Carla Thomas‘ “New Year’s Resolution.” I personally have never been a big fan […]
Monday Morning QB: Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday people! Congrats on the final column of the year for me. Working at MTM is indentured servitude without ever making the necessary amount to win your freedom… But I am rambling, so let’s get to the final NFL Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture. Regular Season Finales The […]
Monday Morning QB: Jets, Giants Win, Cryin’ Cowboys, AFC/NFC Rundowns
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday fans! I was so exhausted from my weekend activities of taking the kids to see Santa, Gingerbread house and all the Christmas stuff meant to create moments and stuff, which the kids are too young to remember… Anyway, I am rambling so let me get to today’s article. […]
#BizarreSells: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi
EDMONTON, ALBERTA – Sure, one could argue that choosing a hot NHL team five minutes into their season over an epic MLB playoffs tilt as the lead story is a bit bizarre but hey, #BizarreSells. Following that formula, here are today’s topics: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi. SLICK OILERS – Don’t tell […]
Alonso vs Judge, USA vs Mexico, Fantasy Football
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I may be the staff writer that eventually gives Short Matt the heart attack that will kill him. It is almost 2:30 in the morning and I am composing this classic off the top of my head. Today’s topics will be: Alonso over Judge, USA vs Mexico And Fantasy Footballs. […]
Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief
EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s getting so huge I think I’m on the verge of being an influencer and will have companies hurling tons of free sh– my way. Time for the endorsement train to […]
Thoughts on Andrew Luck, Ezekiel Elliott, Retirement and Injuries in the NFL
SPANISH HARLEM – The biggest news of the week, at least in my opinion, surrounded two players that many thought would play major roles in their respective offenses this season: Andrew Luck and Ezekiel Elliott. These two stars were thought to be the most important pieces of their team’s and now the Dallas Cowboys and […]
Working Vacation Ward Wednesday: Unlimited Pasta, Prescott, and Mets Coverage
SCORCHED HELLSCAPE, FL – Why the hell do I continue to fire off columns, into the void, even while on vacation? I think there’s no good answer except to say that, by now, it’s out of habit more than anything. Let this serve as a dire warning to the Ben Whitneys and Buddy Diazes of […]
MLB, NBA, NHL to Resume? Not Without Money Problems. Blake Snell, LeBron
SPANISH HARLEM – The NBA, MLB and NHL have all had plans to resume or start their season at some point this season. While many people thought – and still believe – that we won’t have any sports whatsoever, I see the effort being made by these organizations to eventually get their product on the […]
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