IS BASEBALL BROKEN???
by Different Matt HOT STOVESVILLE, USA – Well it’s cold, and snowy and the calendar is just one page long. There’s a new Lackey in […]
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OSCAR/PLAYOFF WATCH
by West Coast Craig KODAK THEATER, HOLLYWOOD – Only three weeks left in the NFL season, not even that many left in 2009…it’s time to […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: LEFTOVERS
MYLANTALAND, NY – It’s Friday and I’m assuming this site’s traffic will tank like a Production Assistant going d@wn on David Letterman. For those of […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: WE WAS ROBBED… BY THE HAND OF FROG
PARIS, FRANCE – Admit it sports fans you’ve all screamed how your team was robbed before, probably on multiple occasions. Joe Jacobs is famously credited […]
THE DEVIL AND MR. JONES
by Eddiz ARLINGTON, TX – It’s not hell but you can see it from here. Down here in Texas, the Bible-bangers are at it again. […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
TIP YOUR CAPS, BACK THE YANKS
by Different Matt BRONX, NY – Its October once again and the the journey that began in April for New York’s baseball teams has come […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN
NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]