Tag: Dallas Cowboys
Can’t Miss Kid: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Playoffs Picks, News & Banter
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Amazin’. Not the Mets, but Derrick Henry. A week after feeding him the rock thirty-four times against the Patriots, he’s at it again as I pen this post against the ten-point choice Baltimore Ravens. A sixty-yard run capped off by a jump pass touchdown? Smash mouth meets schoolyard football – gotta love […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Idiot’s Guide to the Rest of the NFL Playoffs
BRONX, NY – This weekend the NFL playoffs enter the Divisional Round, where all the good teams with first round byes will seemingly beat the piss out of those four teams who scrapped and scraped their way through the Road Warrior Wild Card Weekend. This is also the weekend when Jerry Jones takes Mike McCarthy […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Notes, Banter: NFC Playoffs Edition
BLOOMINGBURG. NY – The NFL’s second season kicked off yesterday with an interesting scheduling twist, as the weekend’s games were segregated by conference. I’m not really a fan of it because football fans don’t get the opportunity to play “what if” by waiting 24 hours to get an idea of what the following week’s match […]
Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt
NEW YORK, NY -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed by a quick trip to Birdland and then to *PBR Night at The Garden. But we’ve got work to do here, people, so let’s get to today’s topics: Yoeniss “Wild […]
Clairvoyant Matt: Bold Sports Predictions for Giants, Mets, Knicks, Rangers, Celeb Pundits
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – A very Happy New Year to you my friends! As the days between the years come to an end we all slide into an uncertain future. What will tomorrow bring? What will the coming year bring? Where will we be in ten years? Well, fear not I have seen the future […]
Angry Ward Wednesday 2020: No More Cowboys Cruelty, Knicks Snickering, and Other New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping
“Let’s turn over a new leaf. And Baby let’s make promises that we can keep, and call it our New Year’s Resolution.” BRONX, NY – So goes the above first chorus lyric to the best New Year’s song ever, Otis Redding and Carla Thomas‘ “New Year’s Resolution.” I personally have never been a big fan […]
Monday Morning QB: Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday people! Congrats on the final column of the year for me. Working at MTM is indentured servitude without ever making the necessary amount to win your freedom… But I am rambling, so let’s get to the final NFL Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture. Regular Season Finales The […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Notes, Sad Cheerleader Farewell Edition
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – POOF! And just like that the NFL regular season comes to a close. In these parts, the New York City football campaign ended months ago as Big Apple denizens watched Western New York’s Buffalo Boys steal the pigskin thunder. Although the Giants are awash in a sea of incompetency, today’s game is […]
Eagles vs Giants: Hate For The Cowboys, Chase For Chase
SPANISH HARLEM – I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays. For me, I’m super exhausted – but it was all well worth it.[Burp. Fart.] Now that that’s out of way, let’s focus on the NFL and the last regular season Sunday if the year. New York Giants vs Philadelphia Eagles: These teams meet with a lot […]
Cha-Ching For Titans Tannehill, NFL Playoffs, FREE NFL Picks
NEW YORK, NY – It’s cold outside in much of the USA, including 3 of the 4 cities with teams remaining in the NFL Playoffs. Our plan is to sit on the couch and drink some great craft beer, dip some chips in some salsa and Tweet annoying tweets to Brodie Van Wagenen, the GM […]
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