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Sports Rain Man: Kim Ng, NBA Free Agency, Legendary NY Jets season

November 23, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! It’s not your typical Monday but this was not your typical weekend… I want to dedicate today’s article […]

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Are Mets Doomed Because Steve Cohen Is A Fan? Plus, Trevor Bauer, George Springer, Nolan Arenado, JT Realmuto

November 14, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NOTE: While this piece will be Mets-centric, the ramifications of its suggests will ripple through all of MLB. NEW YORK, NY – Had a long-overdue […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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World Series Hangover: Sports Wasteland as Baseball Ends, FREE NFL Picks!

November 1, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – If you were expecting to see Cheesy Bruin here today, you weren’t the only one. I was, too. But after Replacement […]

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60-Game Seasons Don’t Count, Justin Turner Tarnished Trophy, Curse of O’Malley

October 31, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

EBBETS FIELD’S ASHES – On a lonely, cold and unspectacular street in Crown Heights, architecturally unimpressive apartments now stand at 55 Sullivan Place. They have […]

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COVID Bubbles Burst, Analytics Failure, Cohen Mets Purchase Threatened By Red Sox Fan

October 30, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Good day to you and yours. The LA Dodgers won the World Series against this pundits’ hopes that had the underdog prevailing. […]

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Who’d a thunk? Chumpa Bay vs SUNY Buffalo, POTUS Bart Scott vs JJ Watt, Rays Win!

October 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Who’d a thunk? That’s a question we’ve all smacked our [mostly] receding hairline heads time and time again, rendered apoplectic by […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Airing of Grievances Against Aaron Rodgers, the Yankees, Alexis Lafreniere and Others

October 7, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – We are really flying through this year, thankfully. Among other things, with the recent deaths of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Eddie Van […]

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Autumnal Ward Wednesday: Vikes Stink, Giants & Jets Done, Mets Out. My Interest in Sports Dropping Like Leaves

September 23, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Well, as of 9:30 am EST yesterday, it’s officially autumn. This season is one of the main reasons palookas like me live […]

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NBA and MLB are Doomed Due to COVID Rise

July 17, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – With the major sports set to resume over the next few weeks, there are still some major concerns over whether the […]

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