Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Ron Darling, Jim Kelly, Lance Armstrong: Understanding Athletes. Understanding Cancer

May 13, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It was recently announced that former New York Mets pitcher and current team broadcaster Ron Darling has thyroid cancer. From what I […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Tanaka and Harvey Injured? Season of Worry

April 28, 2016 Matt McCarthy 11

NEW YORK, NY – While editing a Rugby Wrap Up video covering a match between Greenwich High School’s Cardinals (not the singularly snotty Cardinal) and […]

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Greatest Calls Ever, Schmates, American Hero Jerry Coleman and Uncle Leo

January 6, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

SAN DIEGO, CA – Possibly overlooked amidst the hysteria of Wild Card Weekend and last night’s Florida State BCS win, was the passing of a […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

March 6, 2010 Junoir Blaber 0

by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]

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BUYERS OR SELLERS, ROOTERS OR HATERS

July 31, 2009 Sams A Fan 36

By Sam’s-A-Fan “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of [New] York.” – Richard III (Act I, Scene i) […]

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