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Mets: Twelve Under, Six Feet Under? Soccer In The City: WTF

June 25, 2026 Matt McCarthy 0

The Mets have actually made the postseason after falling 12 games under .500 before. It happened in the unforgettable 1973 season, when they sank to 13 games under .500 before somehow catching fire,

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Ron Darling, Jim Kelly, Lance Armstrong: Understanding Athletes. Understanding Cancer

May 13, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It was recently announced that former New York Mets pitcher and current team broadcaster Ron Darling has thyroid cancer. From what I […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Tanaka and Harvey Injured? Season of Worry

April 28, 2016 Matt McCarthy 11

NEW YORK, NY – While editing a Rugby Wrap Up video covering a match between Greenwich High School’s Cardinals (not the singularly snotty Cardinal) and […]

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Greatest Calls Ever, Schmates, American Hero Jerry Coleman and Uncle Leo

January 6, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

SAN DIEGO, CA – Possibly overlooked amidst the hysteria of Wild Card Weekend and last night’s Florida State BCS win, was the passing of a […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

March 6, 2010 Junoir Blaber 0

by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]

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BUYERS OR SELLERS, ROOTERS OR HATERS

July 31, 2009 Sams A Fan 36

By Sam’s-A-Fan “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of [New] York.” – Richard III (Act I, Scene i) […]

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