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Big Ben Tuesday: 2021 NFL QB Carousel, Predicting Every Team’s Starting QB

December 29, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Another wild NFL week is in the books. The Jets are on fire and the Giants can somehow still win the division. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Football Hands, Deranged Yanks Fans, and Ho Hum Heavyweights

February 26, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Hey, everyone! It’s the sh!ttiest day of the week, as we count down the final days of the sh!ttiest month of the year. […]

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Big Ben: As QBs Start to Move, New York Giants Weigh Their Options

March 5, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

East Rutherford, NJ – It’s 11 PM and I ain’t got nothin’ done. I don’t want to Karl Malone it in, so I’ll let it […]

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Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week

January 23, 2019 Angry Ward 1

Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.

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Big Ben Whitney: Rapid Fire NFL Week 15, Hedging Misery Bets for Vegas

December 18, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

INDIANAPOLIS, IN –NFL Week 15is in the books and we’re separating the contenders from the pretenders, the wheat from the chaff and the wanna-bes and […]

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Old Farts Brees and Brady with Dope Derring-Do Antics for Saints, Patriots

November 5, 2018 The Matts 0

NEW ORLEANS, LA – Two words for Drew Brees and Tom Brady (though that latter’s is a bit more about team than man): WOW. Okay, […]

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Sports Fun Friday: Steve Kerr, Barney Fife’s Blueshirts, Insufferable Red Sox Fans, Diva Odell

October 26, 2018 The Matts 0

LOS ANGELES, CA – We’re not here. We’re in NYC and by “we,” I mean me, the wife and dog. It’s dark longer, it’s colder […]

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Big Ben Whitney: NFL Quick Hitters and the Japanese Babe Ruth

November 28, 2017 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Don’t bogart that thing bro, (do people still say “bogart,” it’s been a while?), it’s time for more NFL Quick Hitters. I’ll check […]

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Big Ben’s Two for Tuesday: the Browns’ Mind Numbing Bumbling and New Hope for the Knicks

November 7, 2017 Ben Whitney 1

“I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other way. And this guy’s sayin’, ‘whaddya you want from me?’” Tommy […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL PICKS, NFL News, Kardashians, Ezekiel Elliott, Jared Goff

September 10, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY – Hoo-freakin’-ray! After a summer sports season of disgust around these parts, the 2017 NFL season kicks off today amid a nasty band […]

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