ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]
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IT'S GOTTA BE BETTER THAN "COUGAR TOWN"
by Rex O’Rourke TECHNICAL NOTE: You may experience “STUFF†going on we’re ‘propagating’ between servers. THANK YOU LOS ANGELES, CA – I have two ideas […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY AND NICE
THE NORTH POLE – In our never-ending quest to get you the hottest breaking sports scoops first, The Matts sent a pair of bald elfin […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: I REALLY LOVE THE YANKEES… FOR HELPING ME HATE THEM AGAIN
BRONX, NY – I’m not gonna lie, it hasn’t been easy these past few years. Sure, the Mets have done their part to keep me […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’S THE BOSS?
NEW YORK, NY – Sorry folks, I hope you weren’t misled by today’s column title. Unfortunately, I will not be writing about one of the […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: KING FOR A DAY
USA, YESTERYEAR – Larry King here, pinch hitting for Grote today…Watching Jay-Z hugging cutey pie Kate Hudson during the Yanks game 1 playoff game victory […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BAD ATTITUDES
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, USA – The leaves are dropping and so are people’s tolerance levels. People are just down right CRUSTY and I can’t understand […]
CURLY SHUFFLE: OMAR THE TENT MAKER, VICK THE BASEBALL VP
NEW YORK, NY – We had a wild day in sports yesterday, with much of it being off the field and Michael Vick’s reinstatement basically […]