Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets Take Back New York
NEW YORK, NY – We interrupt this Rangers playoff run to bring you a special announcement: When it comes to Big Apple Baseball, the 2022 […]
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Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow
NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, […]
GROTE’S GRIPES: MORE DEEP THOUGHTS BY JERRY MANUEL
ARLINGTON, TX – This year’s World Series certainly is one of the better ones we’ve had in a while. The Rangers go for their first title tomorrow […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: DIVORCE FIT FOR A KING
SOUTH BEACH, FL – Hello gang it’s Larry King pinch hitting again on good ol’ Grote’s Gripes…Before we go any further I want to set […]
IT'S TIME… OR IS IT?
by Rex “The Mailman” O’Rourke PANICSVILLE, USA – Show of hands. Is it time for Omar Minaya to go? Not withstanding yesterday’s 20 inning classic; […]
DIEHARD FAN BOYCOTTS TEAM, MAKES STAND!
FED UP, NY – The following is from our long-lost, yet ever-popular MTM family member, Yankees Suck. YS is trapped in an Orwellian at-work-vortex in […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: REALITY CHECK
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Has there ever been a TV executive who thought the premise of the reality show being pitched to him was a bad […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]