Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and […]
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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes
MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year […]
FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders
depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy […]
World Series Ends, NY Rangers Right Ship, Jets Confound, Giants Mess
NEW YORK, NY – The end of baseball hostilities came Wednesday night when the Astros dispatched the Dodgers in Game 7 of the World Series. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Now with 50% More Vitriol! World Series, Giants, Joe Buck, Gambling
NEW YORK, NY – Wait, you really thought there was going to be a reboot? What a bunch of suckers… all three of you. Oh well, […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Vegas Bacchanal, Gratuitous NFL Cheerleaders, Yankees Choke
LAS VEGAS, NV – I’m writing this edition of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks on Thursday for a few reasons… mainly, I’ll be in Sin […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL PICKS, NFL News, Kardashians, Ezekiel Elliott, Jared Goff
MARLBORO, NY – Hoo-freakin’-ray! After a summer sports season of disgust around these parts, the 2017 NFL season kicks off today amid a nasty band […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: What Board Game is Your Favorite Sports Team?
BRONX, NY – Hey there, sports dopes, shiftless employees, and assorted other loners. It’s another wonderful Wednesday here at MeetTheMatts.com. NFL playoffs, Trump inauguration, the Knicks […]
Grinding Ax: They Might Be Giants vs Cowboys
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ- Eli Manning’s New York Giants are playing for a chance to sneak another Super Bowl ring on their mitts. This season lends great […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Flying, Knicks not Dying, and NFL Has Me Crying
BRONX, NY – Your long national nightmare is over. After a one-week hiatus, Angry Ward Wednesday is back! This week I’m gonna try (*TRY!*) to stay […]