Jets Fan Diaries, Adrian Peterson, NFL Arrogance

December 13, 2014 Junoir Blaber 15

EL BARIO, BRONX – Yours truly, Sports Deacon Blaber, knows the plight of the suffering fan. The pain of the wanting fan is something with […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2014 Sports Holiday Specials

December 10, 2014 Angry Ward 13

BRONX, NY – It’s that time of year again. The holidays are in full swing. McCartney and Mariah Carey songs flood the airwaves, disoriented tourists […]

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Free Week 14 NFL Picks and Remembering The Fumble

December 7, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 19

HICKSVILLE, NY – Writing “I won’t pick Giants and Jets games for MTM anymore” five hundred times on a chalkboard would serve as ample punishment […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: #BlackLivesMatter, Race and Politics and Sports

December 6, 2014 Junoir Blaber 14

Never talk about politics. You never know who you will alienate – Old Sports Journalism advice EL BARRIO, BRONX – Your Deacon Blaber is going […]

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It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tampa Bay Slave Trade and Other Sports Scams

December 3, 2014 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – It’s December 3rd, and there are all sorts of feel-good holiday sports stories floating around these days. In Nassau County, the New York […]

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Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap

December 1, 2014 West Coast Craig 21

DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look […]

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Thanksgiving Leftovers, Free NFL Picks, Giants vs Jaguars, Dolphins vs Jets

November 30, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 22

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – There’s no place like home for the holidays is how the old Xmas carol goes, but the Thanksgiving slate of NFL […]

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Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories

November 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

PLYMOUTH ROCK –  It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]

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Indoor NFL Picks, Jets vs Bills in Detroit, Ravens, Un-Saintly Saints

November 23, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 7

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Much has been said about the weather these days and rightly so, with the Buffalo area getting seven to eight feet, not […]

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