Splash! Best Damn NBA Backcourt Ever and Johnny Rehab!
SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH – “Thank you for asking about my stomach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks fo’ askin’… ” A glimpse of the utter stupidity and […]
Johnny Manziel
NFL Coaching Carousel, Johnny Football, Boy Named Suh, Rangers
PROBATION, USA – Coming off another NFL regular season, the Coaching Carousel spins round and round and many will fall off. Monday’s Day After Pills were […]
Christmas Sports Movies Redeux
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Earlier this week Angry Ward tickled the funny bone by ringing in the holiday season with yuletide song sports requests. Today, I’ll […]
Holiday Madness: Golden State Warriors, Johnny Manziel, NHL Mumps, Kobe vs Jordan
CHRISTMASTOWN, USA – It’s that time of year again; the end of it, where there’s a light at the end of a the tunnel on […]
Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap
DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look […]
NFL Football is Back!!!
BUFFALO, NY – Ladies and gentlemen, NFL Football is back. At 6 p.m. Sunday evening the first NFL franchise took the practice field for the first […]
Meet The Matts Radio: Johnny Football, Farnsworth, Knicks plus…
First things first, please give today’s Meet The Matts Radio segment a listen and we’ll grow comb-overs.: NEW YORK, NY – Today’s Meet The Matts […]
Life After Peyton Manning? Denver Puts Its Neck on the Line
MILE HIGH – Peyton Manning is having a season for the ages, passing for 5,477 yards, 55 touchdowns, and a 115.1 passer rating in the regular season; […]
NCAA Making Johnny Manziel Into Miley Cyrus
ST. LOUIS, MO – In the world of college sports, nothing is more evident than the fact that the NCAA is no more credible and […]
Instant Replay Nation and Hero & Villain of the Week
Cooperstown, New York – MLB Commissioner Bud Selig confirmed on Thursday that the MLB Instant Reply program will be expanding in 2014. Atlanta Braves President […]