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Happy Boxing Day!

December 25, 2011 West Coast Craig 11

Second Christmas Day…is something that they are actually celebrating today in Germany and The Netherlands (or Holland) and a bunch of other eastern European countries. […]

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Slap Shot: The Story of the New Orleans Hornets

December 15, 2011 Cam James 21

CHARLOTTE, NC – For a Hockey fan, watching the Chris Paul saga has been more entertaining than a good fight between wives at a NASCAR […]

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IT WOULD MAKE ANGELS CRY

April 3, 2010 Junoir Blaber 24

by Junior Blaber MYSTIC RIVER, MA – Reading about our adorable ret@rded New England neighbors to the north – in Jillian Brooks’ Boston 101 column […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

March 6, 2010 Junoir Blaber 0

by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]

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FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS

February 6, 2010 Junoir Blaber 12

by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION

January 29, 2010 31

Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]

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2010, A FOND LOOK BACK

January 4, 2010 West Coast Craig 26

by West Coast Craig LOS ANGELES, CA – Had enough of predictions, reviews, previews, and lists surrounding a completely symbolic unit of time? No? Well […]

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HAPPY-HAPPY, JOY-JOY: THE UNHAPPIEST STATE

December 29, 2009 Dr. Diz 42

FORT WORTH, TEXAS – (15th happiest state in the nation). In a survey of over 1.3 million people across the country by the Centers for […]

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I’M SURE BROOKLYN CAN’T WAIT TO GET EM

December 8, 2009 Dr. Diz 34

by Dr. Diz “What exit?” GUN BARREL CITY, TEXAS – Certain unmistakable and unique things come to mind when someone mentions Jersey. The Sopranos. The […]

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IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME

December 3, 2009 The Matts 37

by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]

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