Jose Reyes Bunted Himself To Miami, Now Wants Out?
FLUSHING, NY – It was fun while it lasted. But it ended so horribly, horribly wrong. Jose Reyes, the former New York Mets shortstop, left […]
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REMEMBER WHEN… WEEKEND IN NFL & MLB WAS 2006 ALL OVER AGAIN!
NOAH’S ARK – Into each playoff series a little rain must fall…or you can bunch all of that rain into one playoff series if it’s […]
BOSTON SUCKS AFTER ALL!!!!
CHOKESTOWN, USA – If you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past two days, or just generally not paying attention to sports, you’ve missed […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: NAMING CANDY BARS AFTER REX, WRIGHT, JOE PA & KIM K
NEW YORK, NY – Why the hell don’t they name candy bars after famous athletes anymore? Is it simply because the Reggie Bar looked like […]
GROTE’S GRIPES: STUPID SPORTING QUESTS
HAVANA, CUBA – How did sports and stupid human tricks become intertwined? Why does the news media think people care about Guinness Book of World Record […]
MONDAY MORNING QB: CALL ‘EM COME-FROM-BEHIND NFL WINS, NOT COMEBACKS
NFL HQ – A wacky day in the NFL yesterday, as seemingly no lead was safe. To recap: Bills and Pats Excellent Adventure: Coming back on […]
CLOSING TIME: MARIANO CLOSES IN, METS CLOSING UP
THE Bronx, NY – We’ve had a stellar week of columns so far and I’ve been charged with closing out this winning work week here […]
BURNETTOLOGY AND A-RODS POKER FACE
Lavallette, NJ – Wednesday night the Yankees were all over the White Sox’s Gavin Floyd, torching the righty for ten runs in 2.1 innings. By […]
WE CRASHED, WE WERE HACKED. BUT LIKE ROCKY, WE’RE BACK WITH OUR BEST BIT EVER!
BRAVO NETWORK – We’ve finally made it. From crashing and burning to being hacked and back, we’re like Doc and Darryl and any other quasi-celeb […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED
LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those […]